Raptonkstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful ant.

Raptonkstig created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raptonkstig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Raptonkstig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Raptonkstig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Raptonkstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after shrews.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.