Parkstiplarn is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic meerkat.

Parkstiplarn created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkstiplarn, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Parkstiplarn, she will cry a lot.

Parkstiplarn's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Parkstiplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Parkstiplarn on top of all buildings.

3. Never sing near voles.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Do not skip in public.