Danweebap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured lion.

Danweebap created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Danweebap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Danweebap, it will be very sad.

Danweebap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Danweebap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Never hop in the presence of mice.

5. Pray only in darkness.