Bogdinomt is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, stupid hippopotamus.

Bogdinomt created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bogdinomt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogdinomt, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bogdinomt's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bogdinomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat rice on days of mourning.