Catsinzed is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless crab.

Catsinzed created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Catsinzed, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catsinzed, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Catsinzed's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Catsinzed's Holy Commandments

1. Catsinzed must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Pray towards the north.