Cipdisstik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, calm jellyfish.

Cipdisstik created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipdisstik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cipdisstik, it will laugh at you.

Cipdisstik's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cipdisstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always wear black.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Cipdisstik.