Gutrowlog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving raven.

Gutrowlog created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutrowlog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gutrowlog, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gutrowlog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gutrowlog's Holy Commandments

1. Gutrowlog loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing black shorts.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Gutrowlog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear blue boots on sacred days.

5. Never mark doors with white.