Nabceptom is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, able raven.

Nabceptom created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabceptom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nabceptom, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nabceptom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nabceptom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet skirts on sacred days.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.