Afnarrow is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish centaur.

Afnarrow created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Afnarrow, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Afnarrow, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Afnarrow's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Afnarrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Run away if three doves approach from the north.

3. Always wear green.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Afnarrow.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.