Teenflytarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, weak crocodile.

Teenflytarg created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenflytarg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Teenflytarg, she will destroy your home solar system.

Teenflytarg's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Teenflytarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

2. You must love Teenflytarg.

3. Do not resist order.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not keep three ants in a large pit.