Canbogbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable hedgehog.

Canbogbeg created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Canbogbeg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Canbogbeg, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Canbogbeg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Canbogbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place coconuts upon stone.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Never cross forests at midnight.

5. Never think about gravity.