Cudfebtensinbegingvonklat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong raven.

Cudfebtensinbegingvonklat created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudfebtensinbegingvonklat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cudfebtensinbegingvonklat, he will turn you into a duck.

Cudfebtensinbegingvonklat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cudfebtensinbegingvonklat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Do not make images of living things.