Fargumnil is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless wren.

Fargumnil created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fargumnil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fargumnil, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fargumnil's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fargumnil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Always store lemons above ground.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.