Tomsakcar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful badger.

Tomsakcar created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tomsakcar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tomsakcar, he will destroy your home planet.

Tomsakcar's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tomsakcar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tomsakcar.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must pray to Tomsakcar three times a day.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.