Bogcusscep is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured meerkat.

Bogcusscep created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Bogcusscep, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogcusscep, she will turn you into a frog.

Bogcusscep's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bogcusscep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six cats approach from the west.

2. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Put Bogcusscep first in all things.

5. Do not stand on grass.