Zenlunrut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody beaver.

Zenlunrut created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenlunrut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zenlunrut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zenlunrut's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Zenlunrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about fire.