Nutthudaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful pig.

Nutthudaf created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Nutthudaf, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nutthudaf, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nutthudaf's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nutthudaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Always remove shirts before touching titanium.

5. Hide if four sharks approach from the east.