Fadhomtap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving bee.

Fadhomtap created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fadhomtap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadhomtap, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fadhomtap's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fadhomtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near birds.

2. You must pray to Fadhomtap nine times a day.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Never write about stars.