Cebkammonpig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable jellyfish.

Cebkammonpig created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebkammonpig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cebkammonpig, he will turn you into a mole.

Cebkammonpig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cebkammonpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Always obey Cebkammonpig's priests.

3. Never think about dark matter near grasshopers while wearing blue hats and balancing three platinum spheres on your chest.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never think about special relativity.