Bastpaddiss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil dragonfly.

Bastpaddiss created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Bastpaddiss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bastpaddiss, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bastpaddiss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bastpaddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bastpaddiss.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bastpaddiss on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed lentils to rats while wearing boots.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bastpaddiss in the centre of the settlement.