Pagdamtam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered zebra.

Pagdamtam created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdamtam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pagdamtam, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pagdamtam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pagdamtam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Worship no other gods but Pagdamtam.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not chop down trees.