Rill is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering hyena.

Rill created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rill, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rill, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rill's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rill's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Rill loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about special relativity near great tits while wearing white kilts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your hands.