Cetrullcumlibfensasraw is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy butterfly.

Cetrullcumlibfensasraw created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cetrullcumlibfensasraw, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cetrullcumlibfensasraw, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cetrullcumlibfensasraw's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cetrullcumlibfensasraw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Cetrullcumlibfensasraw in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never paint your chest white.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never look at moons.