Lenlabjab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil guinea pig.

Lenlabjab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenlabjab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lenlabjab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lenlabjab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lenlabjab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never chant near rats.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Hide from purple porpoises for they are unholy.