Konbudlig is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust
slug.
Konbudlig created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Konbudlig, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Konbudlig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Konbudlig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Konbudlig's Holy Commandments1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Always check lakes for frogs.
4. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.
5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.