Konbudlig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust slug.

Konbudlig created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konbudlig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Konbudlig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Konbudlig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Konbudlig's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not speak of the strong nuclear force near sacred fires.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.