Kennadtomnull is a god.

She takes the form of a small, happy bird.

Kennadtomnull created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kennadtomnull, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kennadtomnull, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Kennadtomnull's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kennadtomnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Always count to three before sleeping.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kennadtomnull.