Busortponrak is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, conceited finch.

Busortponrak created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busortponrak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Busortponrak, it will destroy your favourite star.

Busortponrak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Busortponrak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Worship no other gods but Busortponrak.