Flisfossteen is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient coyote.

Flisfossteen created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfossteen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flisfossteen, it will remove you from existence.

Flisfossteen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flisfossteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed oranges to dogs while wearing violet corsets.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.