Nangatged is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, annoying camel.

Nangatged created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nangatged, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nangatged, it will turn you into a hamster.

Nangatged's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nangatged's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.