Bastsatbet is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless centipede.

Bastsatbet created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Bastsatbet, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastsatbet, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bastsatbet's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bastsatbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing fawn dresses and balancing three nickel spheres on your legs.

2. You must love Bastsatbet.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bastsatbet in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.