Bepwodfom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, resourceful owl.

Bepwodfom created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepwodfom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bepwodfom, he will manifest in front of you.

Bepwodfom's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bepwodfom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never touch blood while unclean.

5. Never speak at midnight.