Stipquatgab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awesome whale.

Stipquatgab created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Stipquatgab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stipquatgab, she will send you a sign.

Stipquatgab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Stipquatgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Stipquatgab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.