Sawfasrow is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying bear.

Sawfasrow created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawfasrow, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sawfasrow, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sawfasrow's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sawfasrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Worship no other gods but Sawfasrow.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Sawfasrow loves dolphins, so they must be respected.