Omttadnuttgepbabkimgignill is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, generous monkey.

Omttadnuttgepbabkimgignill created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Omttadnuttgepbabkimgignill, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omttadnuttgepbabkimgignill, he will turn you into a mole.

Omttadnuttgepbabkimgignill's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Omttadnuttgepbabkimgignill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never run near aardvarks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.