Bogzaklimhog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, ruthless mongoose.

Bogzaklimhog created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogzaklimhog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogzaklimhog, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bogzaklimhog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bogzaklimhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near turtles while wearing orange kilts and balancing six nickel spheres on your head.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.