Gemgunjinstippidflag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awesome parrot.

Gemgunjinstippidflag created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemgunjinstippidflag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemgunjinstippidflag, it will not care at all.

Gemgunjinstippidflag's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gemgunjinstippidflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black trousers.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.