Kabkamgid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm mouse.

Kabkamgid created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabkamgid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kabkamgid, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kabkamgid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Kabkamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat green fruit.