Bencutkarvinnullatganvin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, conceited penguin.

Bencutkarvinnullatganvin created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bencutkarvinnullatganvin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bencutkarvinnullatganvin, he will torture you forever.

Bencutkarvinnullatganvin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bencutkarvinnullatganvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.