Loopbudbot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, flying gorilla.

Loopbudbot created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopbudbot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Loopbudbot, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Loopbudbot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Loopbudbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Loopbudbot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not speak about melons.