Ratbabjin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful horse.

Ratbabjin created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbabjin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ratbabjin, she will destroy your home planet.

Ratbabjin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ratbabjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to sharks while wearing turquoise jumpers.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Never pour water over plants.