Bugmetmadhot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless goat.

Bugmetmadhot created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bugmetmadhot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bugmetmadhot, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bugmetmadhot's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bugmetmadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bugmetmadhot's priests.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. You must pray to Bugmetmadhot four times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear stockings.