Cetpangmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humorless manatee.

Cetpangmeg created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetpangmeg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cetpangmeg, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cetpangmeg's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cetpangmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.