Kopcunfar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring dryad.

Kopcunfar created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopcunfar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kopcunfar, it will destroy your home solar system.

Kopcunfar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Kopcunfar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not take Kopcunfar's name in vain.