Farbuggat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering hamster.

Farbuggat created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Farbuggat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farbuggat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Farbuggat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Farbuggat's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.