Hunlarnzog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, overgenerous wasp.

Hunlarnzog created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlarnzog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hunlarnzog, it will turn you into a mole.

Hunlarnzog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hunlarnzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.