Fenraklarp Cepquafrawbunjan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, smart hyena.

Fenraklarp Cepquafrawbunjan created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenraklarp Cepquafrawbunjan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fenraklarp Cepquafrawbunjan, it will not care at all.

Fenraklarp Cepquafrawbunjan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fenraklarp Cepquafrawbunjan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.