Xucknillgat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, two-faced shrew.

Xucknillgat created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucknillgat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xucknillgat, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xucknillgat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Xucknillgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Hide from green squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.