Bisshadyat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, idiotic armadillo.

Bisshadyat created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisshadyat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bisshadyat, it will be very sad.

Bisshadyat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bisshadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near great tits while wearing brown kilts and balancing five nickel spheres on your back.