Tagcippak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy warg.

Tagcippak created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagcippak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tagcippak, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tagcippak's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tagcippak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

2. Never wear red dresses on sacred days.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed wheat to voles while wearing gray stockings.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.