Xencatpon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful beaver.

Xencatpon created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xencatpon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xencatpon, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Xencatpon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Xencatpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. You must love Xencatpon.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.