Henominbap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witty shark.

Henominbap created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henominbap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Henominbap, it will torture you forever.

Henominbap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Henominbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of birds.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Never talk about optics near mites while wearing brown hats.