Gamfomgovdit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful weasel.

Gamfomgovdit created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamfomgovdit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gamfomgovdit, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gamfomgovdit's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gamfomgovdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Gamfomgovdit loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamfomgovdit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.