Dadstanmap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, resourceful crane.

Dadstanmap created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadstanmap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dadstanmap, she will curse you with boils.

Dadstanmap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dadstanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about tortoises.

3. Never paint your hands green.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.