Dogflapbad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful giraffe.

Dogflapbad created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogflapbad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dogflapbad, he will ignore you.

Dogflapbad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dogflapbad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Run away if six pigs approach from the north.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.