Funhudveen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic fox.

Funhudveen created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funhudveen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Funhudveen, he will turn you into a mouse.

Funhudveen's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Funhudveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Worship no other gods but Funhudveen.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.