Carstipben is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage newt.

Carstipben created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carstipben, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Carstipben, she will destroy your home planet.

Carstipben's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Carstipben's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Carstipben.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Carstipben on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.