Dubabcar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm otter.

Dubabcar created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubabcar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dubabcar, it will turn you into a tree.

Dubabcar's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dubabcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Put Dubabcar first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never hurt birds.