Kenlarngon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Kenlarngon created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenlarngon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kenlarngon, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kenlarngon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kenlarngon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.