Satsatdab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous deer.

Satsatdab created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satsatdab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Satsatdab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Satsatdab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Satsatdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.