Miswitmis is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered frog.

Miswitmis created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miswitmis, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Miswitmis, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Miswitmis' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Miswitmis' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Miswitmis loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Never feed lots of beans to bats while wearing purple shirts.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not commit murder.